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Postby Emissary » Fri Nov 11, 2005 21:39

http://www.shinyfire.com/feats/poser/poser.htm
Aaaah. Posers...aren't we all? \:D/
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Postby Max » Fri Nov 11, 2005 21:44

the Techno part had me laughing
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Postby The_Owlcat » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:02

I fit in to all catogories
Yup I dress like rappercowboymetalheadpunkemogoth. And that's just on sundays
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Postby Brad-K » Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:29

The Rap part reminded me of a recent news story I heard on the radio.
The cops were chasing some rap dude, and his pants were so big and loose, they slid right down his legs, and fell down around his ankles.
With his pants binding his legs like leg-irons, the cops caught him no problem!
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Postby ... » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:38

:shock: how sad for the people who really use this...
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Postby Cereal Killer » Sat Nov 12, 2005 13:41

There is a theory proposing that the sagging fashion is actually invented and integrated by the prison authorities of USofA.

The reason is explained in the above post, could be true.
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Re: Thought you needed to see this:

Postby post_scriptum » Sat Nov 12, 2005 17:09

Emissary wrote:http://www.shinyfire.com/feats/poser/poser.htm
Aaaah. Posers...aren't we all? \:D/
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Postby Kelp » Sat Nov 12, 2005 17:14

If you like techno or currently want to get into techno music…kill yourself now. It’s not worth it man.


hehehehe :lol: I thought that was funny 8)
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Postby Brad-K » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:26

cerebral chiller wrote:There is a theory proposing that the sagging fashion is actually invented and integrated by the prison authorities of USofA.

The reason is explained in the above post, could be true.



Baggy clothes are good for hiding things like drugs, weapons, & spray paint cans.
I doubt if the prison guys invented baggy clothes, but in prison it's sometmes hard to get clothes that fit. It's cool to be a prison "tough guy"
so the shmucks in the world try to copy it.



Back when having sneakers with lights on them was cool, the cops caught more than one guy, running through total darkness, 'cause his light/sneakers gave him/them away.
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