Great new band playing a new genre called "Gangster Metal." Their forthcoming album entitled, "Say Hello To My Little Friend," is slated for release right here only at Nordic Mission Distribution.
Nordic Mission is now taking pre-orders for this monumental slab of molten metal! The cost is only $25.00, shipping included, for the first 300 only, which will be numbered, and will include one gram of high-purity Peruvian cocaine! Yes, you heard us right! REAL cocaine!
So step right up folks, and get YOUR copy reserved today!